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Sad Day For Christianity

With all the crap of this world being constantly flung in front of the public, it’s hard to believe that someone as public  a figure as Ann Rice could make such a statement. But then again, ”  Why not?”. More and more those who have no substantial evidence to Christianoty other than a few prophetic words tend to stand aside and let Satan speak for them in a public forum.

How sad it will be when these people of greatness stand before our God and relenquish their eternity to the  burning of their souls in  the fires of hell, all for the simple fact that when given the op to share their Christian testimony they chose the easy way out and camped on the side of evil instead of sharing the challenging notion of their faith in the Lord God almighty and Christ our King. s

Where r u in ur faith? R u ready to carry the cross of Jesus? Can u stand even the simplest of persecution for his deeds? Pray and think about it.

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Short Thoughts On 2009: Part Deux

  • You can never spend enough time talking about Jesus.
  • Your life is a learning curve.
  • Board games are almost a thing of the past.
  • Children lose their innocence way too fast.
  • Blue Ray DVD is the bomb………right now.
  • It took me thirty years to understand what Bruce Springsteen was talking about.
  • Just because you want to sing doesn’t mean you should.
  • Wives really “ARE” better with age.
  • More to come………………………………………….

Feline Heaven

A cat dies and goes to Heaven.

God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.”

The cats says, “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.”

God says, “Say no more.” And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.

A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat.

The mice said, “All our lives we’ve had to run. Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn’t have to run anymore.”

God says, “Say no more.” And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.

About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, “How are you doing? Are you happy here?”

The cat yawns and stretches and says, “Oh, I’ve never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you’ve been sending over are the best!”

The Jewish Boy and the Muslim Boy

David, a Jewish boy, and Ali, a Muslim boy, are having a conversation.

Ali: I’m getting operated on tomorrow.

David: Oh? What are they going to do?

Ali: Circumcise me!

David: I had that done when I was just a few days old.

Ali: Did it hurt?

David: I couldn’t walk for a year!

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