A cat dies and goes to Heaven.
God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.”
The cats says, “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep [...]
April 2, 2009
Categories: Reflections . Tags: cats, Church humor, heaven, joke . Author: suthrn1 . Comments: Leave a Comment
David, a Jewish boy, and Ali, a Muslim boy, are having a conversation.
Ali: I’m getting operated on tomorrow.
David: Oh? What are they going to do?
Ali: Circumcise me!
David: I had that done when I was just a few days old.
Ali: Did it hurt?
David: I couldn’t walk for a year!
February 18, 2009
Categories: 1 . Tags: Church humor, joke . Author: suthrn1 . Comments: Leave a Comment
The time has come for churches to consider supplying disposable ear plugs at the door for members and guests. There are several reasons for this that rate from health issues to mental health issues. As a service to this blog community I am listing a few good reasons below:
10.Ear plugs keep the volume down as [...]
September 15, 2008
Categories: reflections 2 . Tags: Church humor, congregation, laughs, love, music, volume, what . Author: suthrn1 . Comments: Leave a Comment